WELCOME TO MY OFFICIAL STORE
OK…even I admit the stuff I’m selling here is pretty random but I wanted to offer unique merchandise. I had a think about what kind of things I would love to be able to buy from my favourite artists, and this is what I came up with.
‘ONE WILTSHIRE WINTER’ DOWNLOAD and SIGNED TRACKLIST £13
Digital download of ‘One Wiltshire Winter’ plus a signed tracklist on A6 card. Also comes with free signed 6×4″ promo photo chosen at random. Download code via email or by post.
SIGNED PROMO PHOTO (choice of 4) £7
Choice of four promotional photos, handsigned with a Sharpie marker. They are 7×5″ in a matte finish, and I chose them from a wide selection. Would look nice in a cool frame.
SIGNED LYRIC SHEET (choice of 4) with FREE SIGNED PHOTO £12
Choice of four art lyric sheets, printed on A4 300gsm card and signed in pen. They’d look wicked framed. I chose the four songs from ‘One Wiltshire Winter’ with the most personal lyrics. Comes with free signed 6×4″ promo photo chosen at random.
HANDWRITTEN LYRIC SHEET with FREE SIGNED PHOTO £20
Your choice of any song from ‘One Wiltshire Winter’ handwritten in pen on sheets of A4 300gsm card. These would also look cool framed on the wall. Comes with free signed 6×4″ promo photo chosen at random.
SIGNED PIANO KEY (limited) with FREE SIGNED PHOTO £100 WHITE / £75 BLACK
A super rare piece of merchandise. An actual piano key from the piano I wrote ‘One Wiltshire Winter’ on (you can see it in the ‘Pictures’ tab). I’ll even sign it in Sharpie marker along the wood on the side. The black key is cheaper than the white as it’s smaller. Strictly limited supply though: first come, first served! Comes with free signed 6×4″ promo photo chosen at random.
HAND-CHOSEN BIRTHDAY CARD £10
I’ll choose a birthday card (or any other kind of anniversary card for that matter) for you or a friend, and send it over with a personal message. Greetings!
HAND-CHOSEN POSTCARD £6
I’ll buy a postcard from wherever I am at the moment and drop you some news. Exciting!
SIGNED UNIQUE PHOTO (limited) £20
Another super rare gift. I’ll choose and sign a photo of me from my childhood, from my own personal collection. As the photos are authentic, thus having age to them, it is unlikely they’ll be in pristine condition.
COVER SONG £200 – NOT AVAILABLE YET
I’ll record a cover song of your choice, dedicate it to you on my website, Facebook, Twitter, SoundCloud and YouTube and burn you a CD with it on (all within a month).
ORIGINAL SONG £1000 – NOT AVAILABLE YET
I’ll write and record an original song for you, inspired by a title or a story you give me. I’ll dedicate it to you on my website, Facebook, Twitter, SoundCloud and YouTube and burn you a CD with it on (all within a month). I’ll also send you a little certificate stating that I wrote it for you as part of this service, and it may even be chosen to appear on one of my albums. If it does, I’ll send you a free download for the album it’s featured on. Although you won’t have any rights to the song, or get any royalties for it, I may just throw some money back your way if I use it and I love it.
If you don’t want any of the above, maybe you’d still like to help by donating some money to my chosen charity. This is Addaction, a charity working with people whose lives have been devastated by drug and alcohol problems. I am not affiliated with them in any way, but I’d love to help them out. I’m already donating some of my earnings to them and you can donate using the widget below. If you choose to donate, please click here for a special message from me.
THE FINE PRINT & OTHER MUSINGS
This is by no means a smooth business empire. It’s just me running the show, so whilst I endeavour to get things posted to you immediately, this is sometimes not possible. I’ll try to keep you posted on how long things will take if there’s likely to be a delay. If you buy more than one of certain items, there will be a postage discount applied automatically. However, at the moment this is not working with the Signed Photos, the Signed Lyric Sheets and the Signed Piano Keys. I found a workaround however. To qualify for postage discount on these, put everything through as the same photo, same song or same key, and send me a note telling me which of the available options you actually want. Regarding the bespoke songs: these will be given my full attention, and the quality and arrangement will be similar to the sound you hear on my albums or on SoundCloud etc. If you don’t like the song, I’m sorry about that, but I’m afraid I can’t refund you. Also remember that the copyrights and other legal rights will remain with me, the songwriter. I don’t anticipate high demand for these as the price is rather hefty, however I thought I should put the option out there. I’m not offering any returns or refunds on anything, so please only buy if you are serious. Bear in mind there is the risk that if I buy you a CD or Book, you may not enjoy it, or may even already have it. I’m really sorry if that happens, and I hope you won’t be too disappointed. All payments are processed through PayPal, so I won’t have any access to your card details or anything like that. I thought this would be safer, and more trustworthy. In this day and age, who doesn’t have a PayPal account? I will post items worldwide and I hope you are able to pay in your native currency (I hope I set that up right). I’m not sure how to alter the postage to reflect worldwide postage rates, so at the moment I think you’ll only be charged UK rates whilst I figure this out. Thank you for your support and donations.